Reason Number 538 Why You Shouldn’t Be a Lawyer
I wish this wasn’t true. But it is. Every word. And this type of crap is the 538th reason why I retired from the practice of law.
Because I’m Worth It.
Why do I look so young? I admit that I have a painting in a hidden, dark hallway of my home. I had to make a deal with the devil for it.
Frosty Crap Jacks
Why don’t health cereals contain toy surprises? When I was a kid, my siblings and I would battle each other – and our parents – for those toy surprises.
Skip Earth
Universal Vacation rates Earth 2 out of 10 stars. Skip it this vacation season and instead visit Signus 17 or Toroque Zine.
Peculiar Puppy Parents and Patty
Photo by Faith McDonald on Unsplash “I never had trouble with names. You spend some time with them until you get to know them. Get to know what she’s like. Princess here? She was just so expectant to be waited upon.” Belinda cuddled her teacup poodle against her neck. “I had to name you Princess, […]
Pain in the Wind: Cherished Moments of Delicious Relief
Photo by Darius Bashar on Unsplash Relief. Relief is the experience when something unpleasant or distressing ends. An underrated emotion, we sandwich relief between pain and joy, never resting on that moment. We skip it, preferring to whine about the forgone pain or move on to the next tribulation. But I ask: what’s better than […]
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Cures for Stress
A stable orbit desired.