Like Button! New Curse Words for the Modern World
The traditional curses and swears just don’t do it for me anymore. Presenting new, creative curse words for our modern age.
Reason Number 538 Why You Shouldn’t Be a Lawyer
I wish this wasn’t true. But it is. Every word. And this type of crap is the 538th reason why I retired from the practice of law.
Apocalypse Fail: My End of the World Disappointment
GenXers waited our entire lives for The Apocalypse. For me the COVID-19 quarantine did not bring the excitement I had forever-envisioned.
Up & Down
Until the hovering crystal ladder appeared, no one in Turnersville noticed the dented aluminum bucket, with its sisal rope handle, resting in Hobson’s field…
Because I’m Worth It.
Why do I look so young? I admit that I have a painting in a hidden, dark hallway of my home. I had to make a deal with the devil for it.
Frosty Crap Jacks
Why don’t health cereals contain toy surprises? When I was a kid, my siblings and I would battle each other – and our parents – for those toy surprises.
Self-Checkout Lines: Who’s Paying Me for This Work, Damn It!
Shouldn’t I get a discount if I am using the self-checkout? Walmart is saving serious coin by not hiring someone who could use this job.
Equals
Scientist Lunguard is determined to prove his theory – although his peers have deemed him insane. He shouldn’t continue his research. Perhaps it’s too late.
Complaint 17
What happens to the planet when Larry takes a long lunch? Long as in eons. Coding Supervisor Joshua tries to save the day – and his job.
You Didn’t Win Shit
Why do sports fans, who are characteristically watching from the stands or the sidelines or the couch, insistent on asserting personal glory?
Going Postal: Where Did My Letter Go???
Carens are not born. Carens are made. And the US Post Office is to blame. Where is my letter? Time to go postal. Who’s with me?!
The Game of Xs & Zs
Ever wonder how pharmaceutical companies name medications? Wonder no more! Get your Scrabble letters and answer the age-old question.